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SELECTED SHORTS: HISTORY’S CLOWN CAR WITH ANDY BOROWITZ

SELECTED SHORTS: HISTORY’S CLOWN CAR WITH ANDY BOROWITZ

WED, MAY 08


Hosted by Andy Borowitz


I’m Abraham Lincoln and I Beg Of You, Please Commemorate My Birthday With Mattress Sales by Joe Yan

Performed by Ikechukwu Ufomadu


Seneca Falls for You by Alexandra Petri

Performed by Ophira Eisenberg


Even I, Satan, Am Appalled at the State of the Republican Party by Carlos Greaves

Performed by John Cameron Mitchell


John & Abigail Adams Try Sexting by Alexandra Petri

Performed by Ophira Eisenberg and Ikechukwu Ufomadu


Running for Governor by Mark Twain

Performed by John Cameron Mitchell


A Very Nixon Halloween by Andy Borowitz

Performed by Caroline Aaron




At this performance of Selected Shorts, real-time captioning (CART) will be available in our theater for patrons with hearing loss, deafness, and/or different language and learning needs. CART can be accessed through individual smartphones and tablets at bit.ly/SymphonySpace_Captions.

The Artists (in alphabetical order)

The AUTHORS (in alphabetical order)

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Credits

“I’m Abraham Lincoln and I Beg Of You, Please Commemorate My Birthday With Mattress Sales,” by Joe Yan, from McSweeney’s Internet Tendency (February 18, 2022). Copyright © 2022 by Joe Yan. Used by permission of the author.

“Seneca Falls for You” and “John & Abigail Adams Try Sexting,” by Alexandra Petri, from Alexandra Petri’s US History: Important American Documents (I Made Up) (W. W. Norton & Company, 2023). Copyright © 2023 by Alexandra Petri. Used by permission of the author.

“Even I, Satan, Am Appalled at the State of the Republican Party,” by Carlos Greaves, from McSweeney’s Internet Tendency (January 15, 2021). Copyright © 2021 by Carlos Greaves. Used by permission of the author.

“Running for Governor,” by Mark Twain. In the public domain.

“A Very Nixon Halloween,” by Andy Borowitz. Commissioned by Symphony Space. Copyright © 2023 by Andy Borowitz and Symphony Space.

SPECIAL THANKS TO OUR SUPPORTERS

Selected Shorts is supported by the Dungannon Foundation, creator of The Rea Award for the Short Story.

Symphony Space’s season of programming is also made possible by the generous support of Susan Bay Nimoy, Estate of Douglas M. Matheson, Seedlings Foundation, Howard Gilman Foundation, MacMillan Family Foundation, The Shubert Foundation, Blanchette Hooker Rockefeller Fund, Charina Endowment Fund, Henry Nias Foundation, The Fan Fox and Leslie R. Samuels Foundation, PECO Foundation, Coastal Community Foundation of South Carolina, Mustang Foundation, Michael Tuch Foundation, Axe-Houghton Foundation, Jody and John Arnhold and the Arnhold Foundation, The Grodzins Fund, The Isambard Kingdom Brunel Society of North America, and Theatre Development Fund.

Programming is also made possible with public funds from the New York State Council on the Arts with the support of Governor Kathy Hochul and the New York State Legislature.

Symphony Space thanks our generous supporters, including our Board of Directors, Producers Circle, and members, who make our programs possible with their annual support.

Floral Design by PlantShed

Symphony Space Staff

Kathy Landau Executive Director
Peg Wreen
Managing Director
Isaiah Sheffer
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Co-Founder and Co-Artistic Director (1978-1988)
Artistic Director (1988-2010)
Founding Artistic Director (2010-2012)
Allan Miller
Co-Founder and Co-Artistic Director (1978-1988)

Jennifer Brennan Director of Literary Programs
Drew Richardson
Lead Producer of Literary Programs
Vivienne Woodward
Producer of Literary Programs
Mary Shimkin
Director of Broadcast & Literary Initiatives
Sarah Montague Selected Shorts Radio Producer
Jenny Falcon Selected Shorts Radio Producer
Miles B. Smith Selected Shorts Recording Engineer
Matthew Love Consultant for Literary Programs
Magdalene Wrobleski
Literary Assistant
Sophia Raimondi Literary Intern
Lulu Chatterjee Literary Intern

*in memoriam

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