11 am • Leonard Nimoy Thalia at Symphony Space ADULTS $20, Members $17 KIDS $13, Members $11 Get the deepest discounts when you subscribe Click the blue subscription button to get started.

Witty, fun songs about school days, pizza parties, and summer vacations with a sound somewhere between Raffi and Blink-182.

3 pm and 8 pm • Peter Jay Sharp Theatre at Symphony Space $87/$77/$67 (Dec 31 at 8pm $97/$87/$77); Senior $79/$69/$59; Child $44/$39/$34

New York Gilbert & Sullivan Players present The Pirates of Penzance. At least they're employed. Set sail with this classic comedy that boasts one of the most famous patter songs in musical theatre history. On the coast of Cornwall, a band of tenderhearted pirates celebrates the coming of age of Frederic, who was mistakenly apprenticed to the pirates until his 21st birthday.